You eat, you're fat
You don't eat, you're a freak
You drink, you're an alcoholic
You don't drink you're a pussy 
You read, you're a nerd
You don't read, you're a stupid.
You tell a secret, you're an attention seeker
You don't tell a secret, you're still attention seeker
You let someone in, you're easy
You don't let someone in, you're too uptight
You smoke, you thing you're cool
You don't smoke, you're a loser
You've had sex, you're a slut
You haven't had sex, you're frigid little bitch
You wear make up, you're a slag
You don't wear make up, you're ugly
YOU CAN'T PLEASE ANYONE. EVER.